The bad word that starts with an E
I/ Mr Bean writting exam:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ocd1D8fwdjU&NR=1&feature=fvwp
When
he arrives at the examination hall, mr Bean sits next to a man that
he obviously does't know, they both seem to be a little bit nervous
and shy, so they just smile at each other. The man start the
conversation, he asks mr Bean about the revisions, mr Bean wants to
destabilize him, so he takes a confident voice and he tells him that
yes he has done the revision and that he concentrated on
trigonometry, and when the man tells him that he concentrated on
caclculous, mr Bean lies and he says that caclculous was last year
subject ! The man looks a little bit nervous, and mr bean is
quite happy about that, he laughs !
The
examinator tells them that the exam will commence in two minutes,
everybody looks impatient and stressed, even mr Bean. The man next to
mr Bean starts to prepare himself so he pulls out a pen, mr Bean
looks at him and he does the same thing ! The man pulls out a
pencil, and mister bean pulls out a bigger pencil, he looks really
proud of himself. He wants to be the best in everything, and he also
wants to intimidate the stranger next to him so he pulls out five
other pens ! He doen't realize that this is completely
ridiculous and useless, so he pulls a handful of pens and pencils out
of his jacket, and toys and a clock from his bag ! The man next
to him is shocked, but mr bean doesn't care.
The
exam finally starts, and when we see mr Bean's face, it's easy to
understand that the subject is not trigonometry ! He looks
devastated, he literrally can't believe his eyes ! The man next
to him doesn't seem worry at all. After choosing a pen mr Bean
finally decides to start his exam, but the only thing that he can
write on his copy is... his name ! He panics, he is even about
to cry when he suddenly realises that his comrade has all the
answers, he tries copy him and when the man sees him, mr bean
pretends to be innocent, he even makes him believe that he has the
right answers !
He
tries absolutely everything to cheat, he coughs to distract his
neighboor, but sadly for mr Bean, the man realises that the answers
that he wrote were false, mr Bean is upset, all those efforts for
nothing !
He
tries to get closer from his neighboor, so he slowly slides his
chair... and he hit the man ! Mr Bean is not really discrete !
He goes back to his place and acts like nothing happened, the man
stares at him, and mr Bean lookd scandalised ; how dare him, he
tries to copy me !
Anyway
the man get his little game so he hide his copy from mr Bean. Mr Bean
doesn't give up, he squarely steals the man's copy ! The man
starts to be angry, he violently take his copy back, and continue his
work, mr bean still doesn't know the answers, so he tries to cheat
again ! And this is ridiculous again ! He pretends to drop
his pen, and when he goes down to pick it, he crawls till the other
side of the table, so he can have a better vision on his neighboor's
copy. His neighboor catch him once again, and mr Bean still lies, he
pretends that he's just picking his pen !
Back
to his chair, he realises that all his attemps to copy his neighboor
were a complete fail, and he knows that he is not able to finish the
test alone, he starts to cry and moan and he calls for his
« mommy ! ».
When
it lefts two minutes before the end of the examination, the
examinator tells everybody that the test is almost over and he says
to put the green calculous paper in the green box, and the white
trigonometry papers in the white box.
Mr
bean is shocked, there was a trigonometry test inside of the
enveloppe and he didn't knew ! He spend hours on a calculous
exam when he had revised trigonometry, and there was a trigonometry
test !! He panics and he tries to start the trigonometry exam,
his pen doesn't work so he steals his neighboor's, forgetting that he
had a bunch of pens and pencils right next to him ! But it's too
late, the examinator ask everybody to stop writting, mr Bean
continues his test, the examinator ask once again , mr Bean keeps
writting, until the examinator yells at him ! He finally stops
writting, his clock rings and he's really angry, he stupidly failed
the examination !
After
i watched the video, i can say that mr bean's behaviour before and
during an exam is really different from mine ! Before the
examination he is arrogant, he tries to scare the other students, he
is not focused on his work so he forgets important things and during
the test he cheats !
II/ My own behaviour during an examination:
To explain you how I feel or behave during an examination I must talk about what I do and how I feel before an examination.
An hour before an important examination, I re-read my lesson, even if I know that it's absolutely useless, it makes me more comfortable and self confident, then I ask my classmates if they learned the lesson even thought I don't really care! fifteen minutes before the exam, i start to panic, and my body starts to feel a lot of strange sensations and feelings; I'm thirsty then I'm not, I need to go to the restroom but I don't want to be late, I sweat...
But when the teacher opens the door of the examinations room I weirdly start to feel better, I sit on my chair, and I'm calm. I try to turn off my brain for a few second so i don't think about anything. When I got my copy I start the test really calmly, I think about how I'm going to manage my time and I keep a clear mind, I don't panic until the end of the exam.
This is how I feel and behave before and during an examination.
